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I dag ble jeg presentert for kontaktannonsenes verden i Namibia. Jeg deler mer enn gjerne noen utvalgte med dere lesere. Samtidig vil jeg benytte anledningen til å advare mot forkortelser og nymoderne språk. Noe som er uklart – så anbefaler jeg dere å lese to ganger!

Denne mannen er ganske tydelig på både arbeid og hvilken stamme han foretrekker

I am 25 yrs men, I am luking 4 girl to date Herero and Vambo. She must be 17 to 21. She must selouse no jok and she must be studing or having job in officer in bank or nesure couse I want sum1 how can love me 4 howm I am but not love 4 money. Only in Walvis Bay. I am vambo, sms me to 081 ********

Mens denne mannen liker yngre damer

I am 44 yrs male, single, no kids. Luking 4 a single lady between 25 and 38 of age 2 b my wife. Only serious ladies (no jokes), not overweight. Use a secret name 4 now and SMS to 081 *********

Ærlighet varer som kjent lengst, men …

A 23 grl lkng fr a trustfuly man. He must be not short. He mst lve church and he mst understd the way I’m coz I’m nt beutful and gogeous grl at all. Oly educated, vambo Catholican, Elicn and Aglican r mst wll cme! Age limitation: 24-30. My mobile 081 *******

I stedet kan du kanskje gå for denne – som er litt rett på

Hi nam cuties, I’m sexylanda, I’m hot nd cute 16yrs. I’m lukin 4 a cute guy h mst b a colured guy nd h mst b in a high clas. Actualy honest shld b sh true policy. Age 17 to 20. Hala at me on ths magical numbr. 081 ******** Hala at me any tym.

Noe for meg ?

I’m a 19 yr old lady wth 1 kid lukin 4 a European, American or Australian man b2in 20 – 25 yrs 2 marry. Cntct 081 ******* any time

Og når verden nå alikevell snart er på vei under kan det være kjekt å samles ?

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And all ya ladies throw ur hand up in tha air !

Att,att ths goes out to al th single lady’s. I’m a guy 4rm Tsb n wna gt to knw nurses n teacher. I’m 23 yrs n lukin 4 gals around 19-25, so if ur up 4 a challenge try me thn, 081 ********